Thanks for not killing yourself at 30!

*sighs* Oh, Trey...

I certainly can't vouch for the truthiness of this one but... it seems Mr. Parker is having a mid-life crisis. Or maybe it's Hollywood and just business as usual to leave your wife for a stripper named Bogie! [pic]

Sweetie, if you're wanting to play sugar daddy just come find me, ok?

UPDATE: Trey with his "gal pal" at Jersey Boys. [thanks CB]